You KNOW you're a Sheryl Crow fan WHEN...

11. spend way too much money buying silly sheryl stuff on ebay. photos, magazines, stickers, clippings, etc....

12. When all your videos are full of Sheryl appearances and you try to distribute them to peeps from all over the globe.

13. When you see a crow you automatically think of Sheryl.

14. when you hurt yourself (sprawled butt naked) in the shower singing and dancing to SUTS and tell the whole forum about it.

15. As soon as a Gidget Flick or Frankie & Annette Beach Party Movie comes on you start to belt out SUTS !!!

16. You start to collect stuffed crow toys and figurines and start calling them Sheryl !!!

17. You start to watch each & every Steve McQueen Movie including The Blob and The Sand Pebbles since Sheryl thinks Steve is keeewl !!!

18. The fire alarm in your building is going off but cha gotta read that last post before you see if there's anything to worry about!

19. You laugh hysterically with other peeps during a 4.5-5 hr chat while each of you are 'attempting' to post Sheryl lyrics ...

20. You work Sheryl song titles into your everyday conversations.

21.when you inherently start singing Everyday is a Winding Road whenever you drive around a sharp curve.

22. you constantly compare other artists to Sheryl, thinking, "Sheryl would have done much better."

23. you know what the ackronyms SUTS, SM, IIMYH, TNMC, and AIWD mean.

24. you regularly use the ackronyms listed above.

25. you have a "Sheryl music stash" in the car, at home and at work.

26. you hear Guns-n-Roses version of Sweet Child of Mine on the radio, and wonder why they didn't play the "good version".

27. you're reading this instead of doing something else you "should be doing".

28. you watch Rockin the Globe Live everynight

29. Make your own "concert" cd and play it as you go to bed

30. Spend 12.71 on the SUTS single just so you can get the two bonus tracks

31. go out to lunch just so you can drive around and listen to either TNMC,SC,GS,CC depending on which one comes on in your car CD player

32. you get out of bed at 3 a.m. on a school night to watch sheryl and willie nelson on VH1! (and you post it on here)

33. When you catch Sheryl on VH-1 and 4:00 A.M. And then get on the forum.

34. When you are a 10 year old boy and you swipe your 13 year old sister's CC cd, listen to it endlessly and deny it!!!!

35. when you haven't slept all night and the first thing you do is pop back onto the forum!! (freakin insomnia, it's 6am, i've been wide awake since 1am, dangit!!)

36. when i should be in the shower getting ready for work, but i'm here!! lol

37. i'll keep checking when i get to work, all day at work, when i get home, and before i go to sleep!! lol

38. You have memorized the exact moment on TGS when Subway Ride comes on. (7:14 exactly!) Inncendently the first thing you hear is Sheryl taking a breath.

39. You have counted how many times sheryl says "I Shall Believe" at the end of I Shall Believe.(13 Times!!)

40. you can't spell Inncendently but you can spell esoteric!

41. you're on your way to a party and once you get there you notice there the cd-player seems to free to anyone who wants to nominate some music, AND you just HAVE to walk all the way back to your car 6 blocks away just so you can listen to SCrow at the party!

42. You take Grandma off of speed dial to put the local radio station on instead because they're giving away tickets.

43. You skip 3 days of school sitting by the phone using that same speed dial.

44. You emphasize the fact that your name starts with an "S"

45. You have a shirt for everyday of the week...€116 ($150) very well spent.

46. All of your passwords you can relate to Sheryl in some way.

47. You spend 10 hours at a relatives house downloading SHeryl 'hard-to-finds' instead of spending it with them

48. You buy 3 copies of CC becuase one is autographed and you just need to have one in the house and another in your truck.

49. Oops...you lie to the librarian and tell them you don't have a 1st or 2nd period...I hope she isn't checking. I don't want to get in trouble!!!

50. when you listen nothing else that sheryl crow :)

51. When you stay to much on the official forum !

52. When you have no more money cuz we bought all the sheryl's album !

53. When you ask your mam and your dad to go too far to see a concert of miss !!!!!

54. When you ask for xmas to go at a concert ...

55. I thing you're a sheryl crow fan !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

56. And it's so cool to be a sheryl's fan !I love that !:) lol

57. Rip a poster off a wall from a venue, and hang it

58. in your bathroom..I get to see her when I am in the shower and wake up to her in the middle of the night when i have to pee pee...

59. on your car there are only sheryl audio tape , and no radio ;)

60. to have SUST in your head when your are class room ..and stamp by following the rhythm ..

61. to stay until morning to catch and watch sheryl 's performance in usa , example VMA ;)

62. to make an exposé about sheryl on class ;)

63. when you convince your little cousins at age 3 and 5 that sheryl is their aunt! (ooops)

64. when you learned to play guitar because of sheryl

65. when you pierce your right ear twice and left ear 4 times.

66. when you are eating ABC tater tots(or soup)at your local campus diner and the first thing you try to spell is S-H-E-R-Y-L.

67. the electric man looks good today..

68. you spend all day in chat rooms talking about sheryl..

69. when you do like 100,000 sit-ups trying to get abs like sheryl..

70. when you have new friends named raven, sweetie, riverwide, maccrow, sunshine sally, and of course SC moderator..

71. when you take a picture next to the "finesse presents - sheryl crow in concert" sign and act like your really standing next to sheryl..

72. You're 10 minutes late to work and as soon as you arrive, IIMYH comes on the radio and you cannot go in until it's finished (yep, happened today). So that makes me 15 minutes late :)

73. when you're in the grocery store happily shopping away when suddenly steve mcqueen comes on, and you just can't resist the urge to sing (even tho you can't), and you're walking up the isle singing to the song thinking you're all by yourself, when suddenly you turn around and a really hot guy gives you the strrrangest look. *how embarassing*

74. you make plans to fly from Missouri to Los Angeles to stay with Ana and go to Loveride to hear Sheryl sing, all this on a poor college student's budget.

75. Donating 770 € (1000 bucks) to Loveride, just to get to the front of the crowd at a Sheryl concert.

76. You know you're a fan when you start writing your Login name on your test paper on the same day you ran out of white-out. (imagine having to explain how the hek you spelled your name wrong or better yet, writing the wrong name).

77. You know you're a Sheryl fan and a forum fan if when you're feeling kind of sick, you start hallucinating that kissing her toes will make you feel better!

78. you wake up in the middle of the night and the first thing you think about is switching on the TV (MTV-VH1) for a Sheryl song.

79. you do what you can (break people's backs and break the bank balance) to get DSL to see the video-songs in the Discovery section of this website. Infact that was the only reason I got DSL!!

80. you check Sherylove at least three times per day

Credits:

1-10: Evita121
11: raven1053
12-14: Lilolme
15-17: Arizona Ranger
18-19: HasSeniorMoments
20-27: craigie
28-31: MandaLou
32: Darla537
33-34: gypsy65
35-37: Evita121
38-40: Drifter
41: tredge
42-49: Stefunny823
50-56: timfan22
57-58: kirienyc
59-62: Dana Scully
63-65: Jesse Burrola
66: AKfireball
67-71: ana96sfv
72. Holli23
73. Evita121
74: Darla537
75: DIFowner
76: Lilolme
77: Kaycee
78-79: jamesaharrison

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Last Update: May 12, 2003